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1. (John Elway) (420↑, 24↓)

In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.

i almost found god but i found John Elway insted

Author: wrastlor http://john-elway.urbanup.com/5472231

2. (John Elway) (369↑, 26↓)

2 minute drill, audible at the line of scrimmage (fooling the defense). Dont get caught offsides ;)

When your having sex "switch hit" and put it in her ass. She either rolls with it, or you have a problem on your hands. Execute it with the precision of the great John Elway.

Author: J ROG809 http://john-elway.urbanup.com/5255730

3. (John Elway) (413↑, 112↓)

The greatest football quarter-back of all time. Lead the Broncos to 2 back to back Super Bowl wins.

John Elway is the greatest

Author: Bob http://john-elway.urbanup.com/511603

4. (John Elway) (383↑, 83↓)

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

Author: Your mom http://john-elway.urbanup.com/1147469

5. (John Elway) (399↑, 111↓)

Eric Cartmans father.

cartman: john elway is my father, john elway is my father.

Author: ribman http://john-elway.urbanup.com/2032164

6. (John Elway) (369↑, 130↓)

Football Jesus

John Elway is the messiah of quarterbacks

Author: foxy http://john-elway.urbanup.com/519154

7. (John Elway) (322↑, 89↓)

The son of god sent to denver to lead us to the promised land

The Rocky Mountain Messiah

Author: The Guz http://john-elway.urbanup.com/507047

8. (John Elway) (84↑, 19↓)

The John Elway is a type of grenade throw in Call of Duty 4 (or any first-person shooter) where the thrower blindly heaves a high-arcing grenade that results in a kill.

Did you see me John Elway that guy? Dammit\! I just respawned and got John Elway'd\!

Author: meansparty http://john-elway.urbanup.com/4967904

9. (John Elway) (1↑, 14↓)

A great quarter back for the Broncos, an average quarter back for a sucky Stanford Cardinal team. Some people believe that if he had won the 1982 big game against Cal, he would have one the Heisman. However Cal lateraled the ball 5 times to score. The fact is you can't win the Heisman if you go 6-4.

(Person) "There is not a single college quarter back better than John Elway." (Person 2) "Your such a dumbass I can't even begin to say how wrong you are."

Author: The1211998 on new email http://john-elway.urbanup.com/6203743

10. (John Elway) (55↑, 451↓)

Wishes he was Steve Young

John Elway wishes he was steve young

Author: J Elway http://john-elway.urbanup.com/1246104

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Last updated: 2012.03.01